July 2012
Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
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toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week.
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nijuukoo: blueisacolour: ravenmgee: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: shurlawk: scarfu: noviceartist: laurenocuma: brivonnet: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end. Submitted by:  nonniebyrd THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. Did that shit…just explode rainbows?! iahenkjiakhbfkjwe idk why but I burst...
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littlehinduthings: i don’t understand when people say that they hate one of their teachers like why don’t they just call the replacements
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GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.
upandover-cloverclover: oscarstardis: perfectbenny: fauxgingerwithasoul: MARTIN FREEMAN. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH TOM HIDDLESTON AND TOGETHER THEY MAKE. FREE CUDDLES. CHRIS HEMSWORTH CHRIS EVANS  SCARLET JOHANSSON MARK RUFFALO JEREMY RENNER ROBERT DOWNEY JR what the hell
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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
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teacher: where's your homework
me: buffering
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Noah was the ultimate shipper.
thatu: He actually built a ship and coupled every single living creature there was so they could become canon in a whole new universe. We owe everything to Noah.
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adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
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life is like a box of chocolates i don’t have a box of chocolates 
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kittenapocalypse: Sometimes I prepare myself for failure so much that I’m actually kinda disappointed if I succeed.
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me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
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Listenunholycrap: sweet-bitsy: colrz pls
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