Woman gives birth
Woman: I think I'll name her Sara.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name's already taken.. May I suggest Sara89 or Sara_13?
toyosatomimi: darckcarnival: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE… you know, just your regular work week.
nijuukoo: blueisacolour: ravenmgee: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: shurlawk: scarfu: noviceartist: laurenocuma: brivonnet: What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline? Answer: Dramatic Annihilation Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end. Submitted by: nonniebyrd THAT IS BEAUTIFUL. Did that shit…just explode rainbows?! iahenkjiakhbfkjwe idk why but I burst...
littlehinduthings: i don’t understand when people say that they hate one of their teachers like why don’t they just call the replacements
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.
upandover-cloverclover: oscarstardis: perfectbenny: fauxgingerwithasoul: MARTIN FREEMAN. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH TOM HIDDLESTON AND TOGETHER THEY MAKE. FREE CUDDLES. CHRIS HEMSWORTH CHRIS EVANS SCARLET JOHANSSON MARK RUFFALO JEREMY RENNER ROBERT DOWNEY JR what the hell
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
teacher: where's your homework
Noah was the ultimate shipper.
thatu: He actually built a ship and coupled every single living creature there was so they could become canon in a whole new universe. We owe everything to Noah.
adrians: if I was in the hunger games I’d just get mcdonalds as a sponsor but instead of just eating the big macs they’d send me during the games I’d use them as bait to trap people and every time I’d made a kill I’d look up to the sky, give a thumbs and whisper “I’m lovin’ it”
life is like a box of chocolates i don’t have a box of chocolates
kittenapocalypse: Sometimes I prepare myself for failure so much that I’m actually kinda disappointed if I succeed.
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
unholycrap: sweet-bitsy: colrz pls